_blahhead_, on 08 August 2010 - 10:20 PM, said:
it to sink..
Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:34 PM
Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:47 PM
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Are we going to race, or are we going to sit at the start line and pretend you finished first?
Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:48 PM
Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:54 PM
Posted 08 August 2010 - 11:16 PM
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Are we going to race, or are we going to sit at the start line and pretend you finished first?
Posted 08 August 2010 - 11:39 PM
Posted 09 August 2010 - 02:40 AM
Edited by BOSS, 09 August 2010 - 03:50 AM.
Posted 09 August 2010 - 04:03 AM
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Are we going to race, or are we going to sit at the start line and pretend you finished first?
Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:19 AM
Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:34 AM
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Are we going to race, or are we going to sit at the start line and pretend you finished first?
Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:16 AM

Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:20 AM

Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:34 AM
lost Its banana
and cried while
it approached the
golden silk underpants
which were badly
in need of
a tune up
but the gnome
didn't notice that
and a tauren
made fun of
obama's new perm
while the wind
blew off the
the toupee from
the hood of
the gold ferrari
which exploded after
the monkey tazed
its sorry ass
with a huge
black and white
penguin made of
mcdonald's chicken nuggets
which were bought
at your moms
in mexico city
and she was
shot dead by
the massive monkey
which was holding
a smaller monkey
which happened to
be a cannibal
which loved to
eat massive monkeys
meanwhile the wizard
ate candy canes
at the new
Disco house that
Jack built with
with a banana
from the island
neverland and then
Michael Jackson kidnapped
miley cyrus with
a liquorice rope
While that guy
from the awesome
kungfu panda sequel
decided it was
a great idea
to go and
make cake for
elvis presley's corpse
but forgot to
eat the bacon
and Elvis emerged
as the messiah
of the dead
and then he
blew a trumpet
rising the dead
with his awful
henchman named the
furry bastard attacked
the ugly viper
which was accually
a koenigsegg ccx
killed the viper
in its imagination
and in reality
then the big
crazy cat jumped
on the viper's
bowl of pasta
thus causing the
it to go
on a wild
magic carpet ride
through the green
grassy knoll made
of completely 100%
carbon fiber stuff (?!)
that gleamed like
A shiny new
dime which was
silver and had
a small engraving
of Fakira's big
collection of gold
he got by
cruelly killing Kaizeras
but then Elvis
kissed Obama on
His right hand...
And Kaizeras was
while also sucking
a big candy
barbie doll head
which he spit
glowing water into
big bootle of
Glowing green soap
which exploded and
and caused dolmankid
to have more
Dodge Vipers then...
any sane person
could realize that
was possible while
chucking on the
impossibly hard puzzle
trying to maximize
his vipers power
and drift more
to impress the
girls in tokyo
but they weren't
stupid and exploded
in laughs and
said that honda
is the best
except for when
it races with
a Dodge Viper
before crying into
a big tunnel
and the viper
met a tauntaun
and the tauntaun
used The Force
to kill the
big pile of
rusting dodge vipers
which makes Dolmankid
very sad face
so he comitted
Too saving the
tauntaun from certain
claustrophobia in the
high school bathroom
which got eaten
because he was
too lazy to
read about the
thread about vipers
because vipers are
faster than everything
in theory only
to be awesomer
than a sniveling
white Mitsubishi Evo
which actually rocked
a lot more
then anything I'd
eaten with a
Cherry on top
because that's the
pointy point to
envelop the biggest
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousest
humongous, powerful, thing
he has eaten
in the last
40 years or so
when he was
slightly larger than
an incredibly small
ticking time bomb
that almost decided
slowing time down
by deciding to
kill it self
using a rather
knife and a
fork to devour
that piece of
chuck norris that
had cutted his
big toe off
then she said
That looks nasty
and you must
show it to
the all perceiving
Silenus, and then
send him to
the amazing NFSDrew
so he can
use the ultra
awesome Hadouken move
to destroy the
golden paper clip
that has stolen
all the power
and the glory
of Rabb, the
the fan of
cute furry creatures
and slimy slugs
were there to
gnaw on the
stump of his
devil's nerve, that
was the colour
black, and he
Smacked the chubby
Rhino on to
"Shake and bake"
...and then the...
post count increased
making everyone smile
but then NFSracer123
acted like a
big lame Frozenstar
...no comment what?
asked in conffusion
this sentence makes
"WHAT THE HELL???"
Who am I?
I don't know!
i don't care
Well, whatever then!
Cause this is
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you serious?
Yes I am.
That's over 9,000!!!!
What it's 9000?!
9'000 of candies
that could be
the only way
to stop evil
from destroying World
Of War Craft!!!
But evil pants
couldn't be so
ridiculously red and
absulutely too large
unless they cut...
the moist cake.
But suddenly a
meatball fell into...
a rather small
blue whale, causing
it to sink..
creating an eartquake
on the moon
turning it into
a big padlock
crash and burn
What is this?
This...is...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Meanwhile my Weenis...
shrink just before...
you got any...
steroids pumped in?...
Oh f***ing sh*t!
Don't f***ing swear.
I have idea
Let's put them... ^^
in an incinerator...
Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:49 AM

Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:14 AM
Edited by Gogata, 09 August 2010 - 10:14 AM.
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