R1CARDONL

̷H̷e̷l̷l̷o̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷r̷,̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷n̷a̷m̷e̷ ̷i̷s̷ ̷R̷i̷c̷a̷r̷d̷o̷.̷ ̷I̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷W̷o̷r̷l̷d̷ ̷a̷s̷ ̷R̷1̷C̷A̷R̷D̷O̷N̷L̷.̷ ̷I̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷1̷9̷ ̷y̷e̷a̷r̷s̷ ̷o̷l̷d̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷I̷ ̷l̷o̷v̷e̷ ̷v̷i̷d̷e̷o̷ ̷g̷a̷m̷e̷s̷.̷ ̷I̷ ̷p̷l̷a̷y̷ ̷m̷a̷i̷n̷l̷y̷ ̷r̷a̷c̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷P̷C̷ ̷g̷a̷m̷e̷s̷,̷ ̷b̷u̷t̷ ̷I̷ ̷a̷l̷s̷o̷ ̷l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷p̷l̷a̷y̷ ̷s̷t̷r̷a̷t̷e̷g̷y̷ ̷g̷a̷m̷e̷s̷ ̷l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷A̷d̷v̷a̷n̷c̷e̷ ̷W̷a̷r̷s̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷F̷i̷n̷a̷l̷ ̷F̷a̷n̷t̷a̷s̷y̷ ̷X̷I̷I̷:̷ ̷R̷e̷v̷e̷n̷a̷n̷t̷ ̷W̷i̷n̷g̷s̷,̷ ̷a̷s̷ ̷w̷e̷l̷l̷ ̷a̷s̷ ̷Y̷u̷-̷G̷i̷-̷O̷h̷!̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷P̷o̷k̷e̷m̷o̷n̷.̷
̷I̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷s̷t̷u̷d̷y̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷b̷e̷c̷o̷m̷e̷ ̷h̷i̷g̷h̷s̷c̷h̷o̷o̷l̷ ̷s̷c̷h̷o̷o̷l̷ ̷P̷h̷y̷s̷i̷c̷s̷ ̷t̷e̷a̷c̷h̷e̷r̷.̷ ̷L̷a̷s̷t̷ ̷y̷e̷a̷r̷,̷ ̷I̷ ̷f̷a̷i̷l̷e̷d̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷f̷i̷r̷s̷t̷ ̷y̷e̷a̷r̷ ̷b̷e̷c̷a̷u̷s̷e̷ ̷I̷ ̷b̷i̷t̷ ̷m̷o̷r̷e̷ ̷o̷f̷f̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷n̷ ̷I̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷l̷d̷ ̷c̷h̷e̷w̷.̷.̷.̷
̷O̷t̷h̷e̷r̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷n̷ ̷v̷i̷d̷e̷o̷ ̷g̷a̷m̷e̷s̷,̷ ̷I̷ ̷l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷(̷w̷a̷t̷c̷h̷i̷n̷g̷)̷ ̷f̷o̷o̷t̷b̷a̷l̷l̷,̷ ̷l̷i̷s̷t̷e̷n̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷a̷l̷l̷ ̷k̷i̷n̷d̷s̷ ̷o̷f̷ ̷m̷u̷s̷i̷c̷ ̷(̷y̷e̷s̷,̷ ̷r̷e̷a̷l̷l̷y̷ ̷a̷l̷l̷ ̷k̷i̷n̷d̷s̷.̷ ̷J̷a̷z̷z̷,̷ ̷c̷l̷a̷s̷i̷c̷a̷l̷,̷ ̷d̷a̷n̷c̷e̷,̷ ̷t̷e̷c̷h̷n̷o̷,̷ ̷h̷o̷u̷s̷e̷,̷ ̷m̷e̷l̷l̷o̷w̷,̷ ̷e̷t̷c̷.̷)̷,̷ ̷w̷a̷t̷c̷h̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷a̷n̷i̷m̷e̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷s̷p̷e̷n̷d̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷t̷i̷m̷e̷ ̷o̷n̷ ̷9̷g̷a̷g̷,̷ ̷m̷e̷m̷e̷b̷a̷s̷e̷,̷ ̷K̷n̷o̷w̷Y̷o̷u̷r̷M̷e̷m̷e̷ ̷e̷t̷c̷.̷.̷
̷A̷b̷o̷u̷t̷ ̷W̷o̷r̷l̷d̷,̷ ̷I̷ ̷(̷t̷r̷y̷ ̷t̷o̷)̷ ̷c̷o̷l̷l̷e̷c̷t̷ ̷e̷v̷e̷r̷y̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷W̷o̷r̷l̷d̷.̷ ̷P̷l̷u̷s̷,̷ ̷i̷f̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷w̷o̷u̷l̷d̷ ̷t̷a̷k̷e̷ ̷l̷o̷o̷k̷ ̷a̷t̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷g̷a̷r̷a̷g̷e̷,̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷s̷e̷e̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷t̷ ̷m̷o̷s̷t̷ ̷o̷f̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷s̷ ̷a̷r̷e̷ ̷p̷o̷l̷i̷c̷e̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷s̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷o̷c̷c̷i̷a̷s̷i̷o̷n̷a̷l̷l̷y̷ ̷a̷ ̷r̷a̷c̷e̷/̷t̷u̷n̷e̷r̷ ̷s̷t̷y̷l̷e̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷.̷ ̷I̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷c̷r̷a̷z̷y̷ ̷a̷b̷o̷u̷t̷ ̷c̷o̷p̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷s̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷I̷ ̷r̷e̷a̷l̷l̷y̷ ̷p̷u̷t̷ ̷m̷u̷c̷h̷ ̷t̷i̷m̷e̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷c̷u̷s̷t̷o̷m̷i̷z̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷s̷,̷ ̷s̷o̷ ̷i̷f̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷h̷a̷v̷e̷ ̷a̷n̷ ̷o̷u̷t̷s̷t̷a̷n̷d̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷d̷e̷s̷i̷g̷n̷,̷ ̷p̷l̷e̷a̷s̷e̷ ̷s̷h̷o̷w̷ ̷i̷t̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷m̷e̷!̷
̷W̷e̷l̷l̷,̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷t̷'̷s̷ ̷a̷b̷o̷u̷t̷ ̷i̷t̷.̷ ̷H̷i̷t̷ ̷m̷e̷ ̷u̷p̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷W̷o̷r̷l̷d̷,̷ ̷a̷d̷d̷ ̷m̷e̷ ̷o̷n̷ ̷f̷a̷c̷e̷b̷o̷o̷k̷ ̷o̷r̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷ ̷i̷f̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷w̷a̷n̷t̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷r̷a̷c̷e̷ ̷s̷o̷m̷e̷t̷i̷m̷e̷s̷!̷